Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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