Can Purell be used as lube?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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