its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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