Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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