I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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