I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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