I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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