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say what?
wanna hang out?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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