Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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