awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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