i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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