so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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