just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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