His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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