There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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