Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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