everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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