Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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