I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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