My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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