Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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