I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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