i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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