Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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