it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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