I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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