I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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