I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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