I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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