Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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