dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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