Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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