Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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