Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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