Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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