sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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