i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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