At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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