Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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