come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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