well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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