Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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