Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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