It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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