big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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