i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Houston, we have a squirter
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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