I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
