I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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