I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
