are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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