Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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