we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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