Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
