Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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