there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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